Boys...can't live with, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!!!!

The main reason people(girls) love this book is because of the great guys in them. We want someone to be devoted to us and make us feel like there is nothing else in the world that matters....and save us from drunk creepers on the street who might rape us...you know pull up in a shiny silver volvo and break away from the scene of the crime by drifting and spinning the car around. Then take us away to a secret meadow and ravish us with his stunningly chiseled features.Is that too much to ask for?


Time: 10 hours

For The Benefit of Mr. Strusz

I took a teensie break from Twilight because they spring play is rolling around and I'm the student director so, I thought I should read the play straight through...I did. And well it's Shakespeare so basically it's a good story that could be shortened to about 10 pages if everyone just said what they meant, instead of listening to their own voice for about three minutes. -or you could shorten it to something like:
Beatrice- "i am a stubborn feminist who doesn't need a man! but if Benedick DOES like me..."
Hero-"I'm sweet and would do anything for the man i love, i wouldn't even yell at him if he accused me of being a whore!"
Benedick-"I am all that is man -no woman will tell me otherwise (unless it's Beatrice..she's fiesty) and you all will laugh at everything I say because I AM funny."
Claudio-"I am a tender hearted young man who is mesmerized with that fair lady's presence...I love her...but believe she would have sex with anyone so she will DIE!"
Leonato-"Ha! my name is Leonato I am a jolly fellow who goes along with everything!!"
Margret-"Hi I'm Margret, the skank."
Borashio-" I'm just a drunk, you can't blame me for it!"
Dogberry-"I AM a hero and i WILL save the day...again!"
Don Juan-"I am a jerk who loves to mess with everyone's lives!!muwaha!"

yeah that's the jist of the key roles in the play...but anyway it's Shakespeare like I said so it did take me about an hour for each act.

Hours Read:5 Book Completed!(189 page book)

Twilight is here....

So i've already read the Twilight saga of course but i'm picky so it's hard to just pick up any random book on a shelf. I started it! and it's still as amazing as ever. The main character is Bella( it's written in her perspective) she is seventeen (best age ever?) shy, plain, and shockingly selfless; she's just decided to move to Washington with her dad (parents are divorced) because her mom's boyfriend is a minor league baseball player who moves around alot. So the plot is just getting started but most girls are pulled in because they think they can "relate" to her so they're like-"yes! i'm JUST like her! OMG! wow and SHE falls in love so there MUST be hope for ME too!!!!" I can't really see guys getting pulled in to this story but....maybe if they're really sensitive...and sweet...and romantic......you know....like....a really great guy.......then yes they would.

Hours Read: 1