I took a teensie break from Twilight because they spring play is rolling around and I'm the student director so, I thought I should read the play straight through...I did. And well it's Shakespeare so basically it's a good story that could be shortened to about 10 pages if everyone just said what they meant, instead of listening to their own voice for about three minutes. -or you could shorten it to something like:
Beatrice- "i am a stubborn feminist who doesn't need a man! but if Benedick DOES like me..."
Hero-"I'm sweet and would do anything for the man i love, i wouldn't even yell at him if he accused me of being a whore!"
Benedick-"I am all that is man -no woman will tell me otherwise (unless it's Beatrice..she's fiesty) and you all will laugh at everything I say because I AM funny."
Claudio-"I am a tender hearted young man who is mesmerized with that fair lady's presence...I love her...but believe she would have sex with anyone so she will DIE!"
Leonato-"Ha! my name is Leonato I am a jolly fellow who goes along with everything!!"
Margret-"Hi I'm Margret, the skank."
Borashio-" I'm just a drunk, you can't blame me for it!"
Dogberry-"I AM a hero and i WILL save the day...again!"
Don Juan-"I am a jerk who loves to mess with everyone's lives!!muwaha!"
yeah that's the jist of the key roles in the play...but anyway it's Shakespeare like I said so it did take me about an hour for each act.
Hours Read:5 Book Completed!(189 page book)
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Hmmm...
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